Nothing stays the same.

Another Sci-fi thriller! It is going to be awesome! xD

Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?
Why theoatmeal is the best webcomic of all time?

Because it’s colorful, funny, puny, hilarious, scientific, cool, awesome, artistic, inspirational, adorable, cute, long, cleverly written, well organised, alive, fun, interesting, modern, concise, attractive, cheerful, joyous, open, lovely, shiny, creative and amazing set of pictures combined to form a fuckin’ awesome comic, which sets standards so high that even if you did as much drugs as Charlie Sheen did in his whole life, you won’t be able to top it, it’s that high.

You might as well like abstrusegoose, or your old school Marvel/DC comics or maybe the Manga’s; but know this. When it comes to webcomics, and you don’t mention how awesome this one webcomic is, people will know it for real that you’re like the lamest person to be around.

Now, the real reason behind it being so awesome is, that theoatmeal is not only used for entertainment purposes, but it’s also used for spreading awareness about things that most media channels can’t do because they’re shit.

Tesla, one of the best minds or maybe arguably the best mind in the world, was unknown to many people before. People only knew him as a measuring unit Tesla for Magnetic Flux Density, but he was more than that. He was the man behind A.C., Tesla coil, Radar, Radio, X-Rays, Hydro-electricity, Development of Transistors and much more work. Most people didn’t know, and those who did, didn’t care. But theoatmeal made it possible for him, and with the help of this one Webcomic, people were able to save the Tesla lab, with thousands of oatmeal users contributing and making it count for Tesla.

So, both the dumb and the genius version of me, love this webcomic very much. And there is no doubt, that it is second to none, and it’s on its way to becoming a revolutionary comic. [Notice the difference between its and it’s?]

I’m both dumb and smart. Like I even know what that means.Maybe it means I’m probably the dumbest genius you’ll ever find. :3

I’m both dumb and smart. Like I even know what that means.
Maybe it means I’m probably the dumbest genius you’ll ever find. :3

What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap? Bob Kelso.
~ Dr. Bob Kelso
Well, Be Gone. And it’ll be half done.

  When you’re doing something, and you’re afraid to do it. Don’t. Have fear in you, because if you do it; everything will be wrong. You won’t be able to “Ctrl + Z” it. Be negative, and stay away. Because if it had to be done, you’d have done it before fear took over you.

  Be gone. Never do it. As it will just make your pathetic life even more pathetic. You will, surely, hate yourself for doing it. And when time comes and you have to do it again, the fear will set in again. And this time, when the fear sets in, you won’t be able to do it again, even if you want to. Because you will be scared as fuck, scarred for life and devastated forever.

  Life will move on, but you won’t be able to. You’ll always have the bad memories of the time you did it, and you’ll repent forever.

  Someday, you’ll be so mad that you’ll sell your soul to the devil, kill people for the love of it, eat their flesh and bones and sacrifice yourself to the Satan, who is worshiped by everyone, both knowingly and unknowingly.

  So the next time you want to do something, don’t do it. Because procrastination is the best virtue.